By Jen Melchert

Jen Melchert is a student and freelance literary assistant based in Jersey City. She reads, writes, tweets , and travels.

  1. How To Shave Half Your Head So It Looks Like Natalie Dormer’s

    By Jen Melchert

    in Advice

    Jen Melchert last wrote for The Toast about perfidy.

    Things you will need:

    * Electric clippers, full-size or of the "personal area" variety

    * Mirrors, lots of them

    * A lot of time. More than that. Like, eleven times as long as that.

    * Absolute solitude

    * 2-8 cups of tea, depending on how many times you repeat step 4

    So you've seen pictures of Natalie Dormer

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  2. If You Prick Me, Do I Not Bleed?

    By Jen Melchert

    in Humor

    If you prick me, do I not bleed?

    If I use the wrong shampoo, does not my hair become limp and fail to curl under just so?

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