By Lana Schwartz

Lana Schwartz is a writer living in New York City. Follow her on Twitter at @_lanabelle , but only if you dare.

  1. “No New Friends”: The Drake and Meg Wolitzer Fanfic

    By Lana Schwartz

    in Humor

    It was another lonely night on the tour bus for Aubrey—known to almost everyone in the world as the Grammy-winning, platinum recording artist, Drake—but still Aubrey to his mom back home in Toronto.

    Feeling listless, he opened up the book he’d been reading during this leg of his tour, The Ten Year Nap, by Meg Wolitzer. It was hard for Drake to shop for books these days. He’s so

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  2. The Olivia Pope Workout Plan

    By Lana Schwartz

    in Health

    7 a.m.: Wake-up 7:15 a.m.: Start your day with some cardio by dancing around your room to “Happy” by Pharrell. Accept that this is the happiest you will feel all day. 7:30 a.m.: Check voicemail from POTUS. Listen to impassioned voicemail, cry for 10 minutes, and then do 30 crunches while listening to Sheryl Sandberg’s Lean In on audiobook. 7:40 a.m.: Take a 10 minute shower. During deep conditioning, do 10 squats. Try to think…

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