By Sarah Lazarovic

Sarah Lazarovic is a writer and artist based in Toronto. Her <a href="http://abunchofpretty.com/"book , A Bunch of Pretty Things I Did Not Buy , is just out.

  1. Cost Per Use: A Disturbing Calculation

    By Sarah Lazarovic

    in Humor

    Pilot G-Tec pen, $3.95, Officemax . CPU: $.19 per overwrought diary entry.

    Garlic press, $10.00, Ikea . CPU: $2.50 per clove. (Lost part of it after one use.)

    UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs T-shirt, $15.00, UC Santa Cruz Bookstore . CPU: $7.50 per wear. Funnier in theory.

    No Run! tights, $18.00 . CPU: $18 per wear. Got a run.

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