One of my best friends and I both have mind-numbing desk jobs. In order to survive said desk jobs, we spend most of our days Facebook chatting with each other. We use all-caps far more than is probably necessary. Our conversations very often veer into highly bizarre territory. Sometimes it's fiction, sometimes it's commentary, and it's always weird. Lately, it's focused mostly on Snoop Dogg's semi-recent decision to rename himself Snoop Lion. Teagan He's motherfucking Snoop and…