Ancient Grains Archive

Disney To Rip Out Star Wars EU Continuity “Like A Tumor”

There is a fervent -- yet, to my mind, deeply misguided -- young man at Ars Technica who has written an op-ed rejoicing at the news that Disney will be axing the majority of the Star Wars EU continuity titled, accurately enough, "Op-ed: Disney takes a ...Read More

Coming Out as Biracial

This post originally appeared on Medium. A few months ago, I not-so-subtly asserted myself as biracial while having dinner with a new coworker. “I’m a Capricorn,” she’d said. “Yeah...my mom’s black,” I responded (not verbatim, but the exchange was similar). Whoa. What? Immediately after I injected that ...Read More

A Young Man’s History of Doctor Who in 11 Photographs

Shaw, our stalwart young lad, is in first grade. He is the son of a lifelong Doctor Who nerd. Despite never having seen the show himself, Shaw decided to dress like each (pre-Capaldi) Doctor over the course of eleven days. He utilized whatever he could find in his wardrobe to create the ...Read More

Kids in the Hall Monday: Decaf

Oh God, oh God, Nicole let me do this week's Kids in the Hall Monday and I have SEVERE performance anxiety. We haven't done Ham of Truth or 30 Helens or These Are The Daves I Know or Hotel La Rut or any of the Buddy Cole monologues or even Mr. Stevenson (Mr. Stevenson!). ...Read More

Toast Points: The Week of Jan. 10th, 2014

Just go read What Would Yellow Ranger Do? again. Oh. I should say more things. ...Read More

Femslash Friday: How I Met Your Mother

Let’s begin with a disclaimer: I love Marshall Erikson and I only want good things for him. You can’t discount Marshall Erikson and Lily Aldrin’s two decades of history with a simple handwave when it comes to the How I Met Your Mother-verse. They have one of the healthier, happier marriages currently airing ...Read More

Cocktail Hour: Open Thread

Toasties, sometimes you just have to eat and drink what your heart desires, and if that happens to be Montepulciano with stinky kimchee? So be it. ...Read More

She Said, She Said: Advice on Relationship Inertia and Past Badness

Previous installments of The Toast’s advice column from two disparate and imperfect persons can be found here. Last time: Advice About Dating Ladies and Having a Bad Sister. How do you know when it's time to break up with someone? I've never had to so I don't know. Like if you've been with ...Read More