1. Now that we've all finished constructing our memorial altars for The Toast (mine is made out of light rye, maple butter, & tears), it's time to look at a few more makeup trends through the ages. Normally these pieces focus on a large period of time & what was happening worldwide(-ish), but this column is going to zoom-focus on Japan's brief stint as the home of manba & ganguro makeup & fashion.

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  2. Genesis 32:4-6

    He instructed the ansible: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying at the fastness of Laban and have remained there till now. I have cattle and donkeys, sheep and goats, male and female servants. Now I am sending this message to my lord, that I may find shifgrethor in your eyes.’”

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  3. Aries: It isn’t easy to be gentle when the world requires so much toughness from you, so much heavy armor, so many hard glinting surfaces and finely-tuned defenses. Still, it’s worth trying. The world is a strange hard place, but this won’t stop you. You deserve warm afternoons with the windows open. You deserve a house full of light.

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  4. The signs Ronbledore has left behind for those who know how to look are not merely in the works of Harry Potter . They are everywhere. You did not see them before you knew how to look; you could not look for them before you were taught how to see.

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  5. Yesterday was Matt and Jaya's two-year wedding anniversary, so here is a picture of one of their cats.

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  6. Reply permanently failed because recipient doesn’t believe you’re more afraid of them than they are of you.

    Reply permanently failed because recipient honestly forgot how and from where they know you and it would be awkward to pretend otherwise.

    Reply permanently failed because recipient liked the idea of having gone to a party, but not the idea of going.

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  7. I'm rewatching the first two seasons again and I've never been more jam-packed with feelings! 2002!

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  8. You know the dangers of such latitude of plan in any but the best conducted Journal!

    Life is a cup! And what does one do with a cup? ONE DRINKS FROM IT FULL-THROATEDLY AND WITHOUT HESITATION, YOU MOUSE!

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  9. My native language is gone forever. Relearning it is possible; decolonisation of the mind is possible. But I have been changed, first by the forgetting and the relearning.

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  10. The Castle of Otranto And The Failure Of Mortgage-Backed Securities

    For the Term of his Natural Life (He'll Be Renting)

    The Old English Baron Is In Default

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  11. A boy and his [grandparents'] dog.

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  12. There are a dang lot of toast necklaces on Etsy.

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  13. My best friend in the whole wide world has a cluster of these hanging over her kitchen island and it is so infuriating. Some even have ivy rooting in them. First off, must be nice to have a handy huzz who'll rig up a complicated system to even hang them from in the first place. Second off, how do you find the time to change the water and wash them and keep 'em all sparkly…

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