My Uncle Wayne just dug up this old picture of my dad and his sister, and obviously we must all now ooooooh at the cuteness together.

Yes, we tried feeding her. The crying didn’t stop and we also forgot to make a sign that said “we already tried feeding her.” Thanks, though.

He was wearing a sunhat, but we lost it on the motorcycle ride over here.

I’ll cut his hair when I know he’s ready: after he’s bagged his first werewolf, like his grandfathers before him.

I first started reading Pat Conroy for the same reason I drank my coffee black—my dad did it, and I loved my dad. His office at our house outside Chicago was my favorite room in the house, and I would sometimes lie down on the floor and inhale the smell of the books that lined the walls.

In which we discuss episodes 9-13. Obviously, there will be spoilers.

Aries: There are things in this world that you can’t control. There are questions whose answers you can’t yet know. There are loads too heavy for your arms to hold. And sometimes the best thing to do is work to be wiser, stronger, more able to meet each day.

Turns out my flight was twelve hours before I thought it was! WHOOPS. Hope you're all having a great time, on the ground. What do you want to talk about?

It was my dog cousin Charlie's third birthday last week! This picture is from his SECOND birthday, obviously he's a much more mature, confident animal now.

Hi, Toasts! My friend Alyssa is visiting me this weekend and I AM SO EXCITED. By the time you all read this, she will be here! She is the very same Alyssa who recently visited Nicole Cliffe, which means she has little choice but to visit Mallory next weekend to wrap up her Grand Tour of Toast Editorial Abodes, ask her anything.

*extremely late Renaissance voice* I PREFER 40-person motets, of course.

Hello and welcome back to NAME THAT FEELING

Hello Toasties!

Cheers from the utter craziness that is the baby-bubble. If anyone wants to talk about how it gets better, The Bartender is all ears.

Is it warm in here or is it just me or is it just global climate change, lol? Whichever is the case, we're patio dreaming.

32. They will be condemned eternally, together with their teachers, who believe themselves sure of their salvation because they have letters of pardon.

OUCH BUT FAIR ENOUGH BECAUSE I HATE PRESUMPTION SO IT STANDS TO REASON THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE DOES, "Hi, it's me, Heaven, I...believe everything is in order" fuck outta here

You know you want to be in my bed. I do not mean that in a sexual sense, though I am VERY ALLURING.