1. Sansa needs to know more about this brush situation.

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  2. "Docimedis has lost two gloves and asks that the thief responsible should lose their mind and eyes in the goddess' temple."

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  3. Happy New Year, dear Toasties! I hope it brings you light and truffles. Any resolutions broken yet? Open thread!

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  4. According to your Instagrams, winter has finally begun. It looks horrible. Very cold, yet very uncool. If you plan to keep living way up there where ice falls from the sky and then sticks to the ground for months at a time causing much slippage and stir-craziness, might I suggest getting yourself a fashionable, wearable blanket to stave off impending death?

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  5. I understand how you might think I'd be Frau Blucher in this situation, but I'm not. I'm her Marty Feldman.

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  6. Mallory and Sansa are best friends now.

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  7. This actor is playing a very specific version of Mr. Darcy. He is not, especially, Austen’s Darcy, who is famously awkward and impolite. The Jane Austen Centre’s Darcy is the Darcy from really bad fanfiction.

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  8. The Story

    One day in summer Frog was not feeling well.

    Toad said, "Frog, you are looking quite green."

    "But I always look green," said Frog. "I am a frog."

    And Toad turned his head and said nothing, and Frog knew that he had said the wrong thing.

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  9. Forgot to brush my teeth the other night.

    Didn’t water my plants and now the universe is punishing me.

    Lack of willpower.

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  10. If you are avoiding spoilers for a 1939 novel, do not read this. I am using the new BBC adaptation as our jumping-off point, but there are no major differences in plot (only in sexiness and cocaine usage.)

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  11. Some critics were calling Finn, among other things, comic relief, a token, and a coward. I don’t make a habit of arguing with people’s opinions, but what you’re not gonna do is flatten this character because he doesn’t fit your narrow expectations.

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  12. "Sorry, folks, there's no wi-fi on-board this California Zephyr train...the only WWW you need is the Wide World outside your Window."

    "What you're seeing right now is America's backyard."

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  13. Is I dog, or is I kangaroo?

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  14. After graduating from college, I took a job in the Alaskan fishing industry as a salmon processor – the person who turns whole fish into something you’d recognize in a grocery store.

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