1. BABY FOUCAULT [ knocks over blocks ]: anarchy
    BABY FOUCAULT [ kicks blocks into corner ]: post-anarchy

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  2. Smarties - Mateus Rosé. Both are slightly fizzy on the tongue and a Rosé won't overpower the Red Dye No.3.

    York Peppermint Patty/Junior Mints - A Castilla y León that you can buy at a gas station.

    Dum Dums - An Old Fashioned. Skip the garnish and use the lollipop as a stirrer. You're the fun

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  3. We can, I think, largely agree that the majority of the criticism leveled at millennials is the same criticism that has been leveled at young people everywhere, and also that it's mostly overly generalized nonsense that usually only applies to a very small group of people. But I am willing to concede to them a single point: there are too many pre-movie warnings about texting in movie theaters.

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  4. That picture of AHP and her puppy is life-giving.

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  5. I count my MFA as one of the best things I’ve ever done. Yet sometimes I do find myself wondering: Could I have found what I was looking for some other way? How did it work, exactly, in the age of patrons and salons?

    As I pursued this line of inquiry, the story of Hayford Hall came to light.

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  6. ALEC BALDWIN : who would like some coffee
    would anyone like some? I have plenty
    JACK LEMMON : I'll have some, please
    ALEC BALDWIN : coffee is for everyone
    GIL FROM THE SIMPSONS : I love coffee, myself

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  7. ZEUS : sweet hells does my head ache
    ATHENA [ bursts out of his skull in full armor ]: surprise, fucko

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  8. I grew up Catholic -- all my dad's siblings have saint's names, and my Nana refused to speak to my mum for a while after my brother was born because she spelled Mathew with one t so it didn't count as a saint's name. This is what happens when Irish and Italian Catholics marry each other.

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  9. How lucky we are to be alive right now.

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  10. "Do you have any specific suggestions for improvement for Elena? Anything that would help you learn more in class?"

    “I think that she has to feel a little bit more confident.”

    As I pressed the button on the door of the green fence and waited to be buzzed into my new secondary school, I felt close to losing both my resolve and my breakfast.

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  11. Remember that scene in season five of Buffy where Giles asks Ben if he can move and then tells him that "Buffy's a hero...not like us," emphasis on the us, and Ben says "Us?" and then Giles stares him dead in the eye and deliberately smothers him with his bare hand, because he's going to do something he knows that Buffy should never have to do but that at the same time absolutely has to be done?…

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  12. This woman is clearly not disabled, but I followed her around anyway just to make sure. Because I am very thorough at my job, and because that is why you pay me the big bucks.

    It was confirmed that Wang resides at 123 ***** St., San Francisco, CA. She does not appear to drive. Wang was seen walking to several neighborhood locations, including a frou-frou “boutique market.”

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