Numbers 16:30

But if the Lord make a new thing, and the earth open her mouth, and swallow them up, with all that appertain unto them, and they go down quick into Squaresville; then ye shall understand that these men have provoked the Lord.

Psalm 30:3

O Lord, thou hast brought up my soul from the grave: thou hast kept me alive, that I should not go down to Squaresville.

Psalm 139:8

If I ascend into heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in Squaresville, behold, You are there.

Proverbs 7:27

Her house is the way to Squaresville, Descending to the chambers of death.

Previously: The Unchill Bible.

Genesis 7:1

Then the Lord said to Noah, “Come into the ark, you and all your household, because I have seen that you are bitchin’ before Me in this generation.

Genesis 18:23-24

And Abraham came near and said, “Would You also destroy the bitchin’ with the wicked? Suppose there were fifty bitchin’ within the city; would You also destroy the place and not spare it for the fifty bitchin’ that were in it?”

Previously: The Bad Vibes Bible.

Genesis 2:15-17

“The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for it is unchill to eat the fruit thereof.”

Genesis 7:1-3

“The Lord then said to Noah, ‘Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. Take with you seven pairs of every kind of chill animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unchill animal, a male and its mate, and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.”

Genesis 31:24

“Then God came to Laban the Aramean in a dream at night and said to him, ‘Be careful not to say anything to Jacob, either chill or unchill.'”

“If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not Tim, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not Tim, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not Tim, I gain nothing.”