ANTHONY THE GREAT : let's all move to the desert
there's more God where sand is

Holiness Movement

MONK #1 : all right
you read the Bible
right?
MONK #2 : right
MONK #1 : whole thing?
MONK #2 : A to done
MONK #1 : okay whatd you get out of it
MONK #2 : we should touch snakes
MONK #1 : really?
yeah
touch em up a bunch
MONK #1 : anything else
MONK #2 : mm
mostly just the snakes

As you doubtlessly recall, the "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" episode of The Simpsons opens with an ice cream festival at the church. Lisa, listing the ice creams at Rev. Lovejoy's table: "Wow, look at all these flavors! Blessed Virgin Berry, Commandmint, Bible Gum…" Rev. Lovejoy, handing her a bowl: "Or, if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream!" Lisa, peering into the bowl: "There's nothing here." Rev. Lovejoy, crossing his arms smugly: "Exactly." The…