Previously in this very odd series of imaginary albums: The Hold Steady and The Decembrists

"I'm Not Calling You a Liar Because I Genuinely Trust You Implicitly"

"Kiss With a Hug"

"Girl with Two Eyes"

"My Boy Builds Wardrobes (and Assorted End Tables)"

"I'm Going Out (Gonna Drink One Glass of Water for Every Alcoholic Beverage)"