I should probably lay off posting too many Stella videos, because if the Stella guys don’t do it for you, they aggressively and permanently don’t do it for you.

They do it for me, but my God, do I understand if they don’t do it for you. There are plenty of shows where I’d encourage you to persevere if it didn’t work for you at first – Bojack Horseman comes to mind as something that started off a bit grating and predictable at first – but if Stella isn’t working for you pretty much right off the bat, it never will, and you should go do something else.

“Now war and the bloodshed and the sexual frustration is everywhere, so for this reason, the Grand Council of Hot Love, you know, up in space, decide to dispatch three of their finest love commandos – Monique, Trudie, and Ginger – to seek out hate and the evil and sexy problems, right? Now aided only by Sexboy, without whose sex nourishment their sexual energy is incomplete and relying only on their ability to generate sexual horniness in absolutely everybody, this Sex Girl Patrol is out to save the planet.”

“Got a big day ahead of me, several things to do. Got to keep on top of my life, got to keep on top of my life. I have seven things to do. Number one: Banking. Number two: Pick up dry cleaning. Okay, ya just knocked over an old lady, keep moving, ya got seven things to do.”

The black-and-white sketches are always the most important. MY PEN. MY PEN. MY PEN. MY PEN.