1. Eating breakfast helps you lose weight. 2. If you eat breakfast under a sycamore tree, you'll have good luck all year, and a little child will bring you lead things for your fishing rod whenever you need them. 3. If a rhinoceros serves you English muffins, saying "a tiddle taddle, a tiddle taddle, a tiddle taddle oooo" will convince him to give you peanut butter to go with them. The rhinoceros is very…