Which one of these rocks just can't? Here's a hint: try to spot the one that cannot even. This rock is just so over it. This rock tried to can. Look what happened.
In the interest of keeping up appearances, I don’t usually tell people why I live under a rock now. Even when they press me for information, I just tell them that I prefer the sunsets. But if I have to be honest, the sunsets are nothing to write home about. You can barely catch a glimpse before the crows blot out the sky anyway. No, the real reason I now live under a rock is…
