When you’re a pedant who loves magazines about beautiful plutocrats, you sometimes notice mistakes. Here is a sampling of such errors from Vanity Fair ’s Hollywood issue and two recent issues of Tatler (The world's best magazine - Ed.)

Vanity Fair (March)

1. A discussion of Kim Kardashian’s ability to wear upscale clothes without having been given them for free by clothing companies refers to an item’s having been purchased by Kanye…

This is the first in a series which will continue until Tatler sues or hires Nicole. Here are the best parts of this month's Tatler. 1. "Clémence Poésy is recalling the time that Eddie Redmayne went down on her. They were filming the BBC's adaptation of Birdsong, and Eddie taped cherry-flavored Haribo to Clémence's inner thigh as the demarcation point for his questing tongue. 'Oh my God!' she says, realizing she may have overshared." --Clémence…