On Monday, your choice of scented candle betrayed you, and Emily Chapman made us cry.

Tuesday belonged to Emma, whist monster, and bell “captain” hooks.

On Wednesday, we decided who qualifies as a Real Feminist, and some evil ladies made us question the value of sisterhood in the first place. Then Mallory bummed us all out with her damnable jack o’lantern.

Thursday, the Wornettes treated us to a stylish scary movie marathon, and we went trick or treating. We will never babysit again.

And today is Friday. Make sure you read that lovely piece about Muriel Rukeyser.