
Brass Swan Bottle Opener, $6 with code “XTRA40” (was $16) Let’s all stockpile these for hostess gifts. They cost less than a bottle of wine with disgusting bare feet printed on the label and will be at least as impressive. And speaking of brass…
Karina Beauty Storage, $39.99-$59.99 (were just a tiny bit more than that, so this sale isn’t so great) Does anyone know anyone who would or could actually use these beautiful things? Tell us more.

Lost In Light Skirt, $99.95 (was $168) From the reviews: “This skirt is absolutely gorgeous. It dose look more silver in regular light but in the sun its gold.” Yum.
Paperchase Good Morning Gorgeous Coffee Mug, $6 Just bought this for myself. No, YOU are sad and lonely.
Superga Whutta Croc Leather Sneaker, $36 (were $120) The kids wear these, right?
Ciate Very Colorfoil Manicure, $12.50 (was $25) Here are two good Instagram accounts for foil nail inspiration.
Sequin Dress, $25.50 (was $118) Ten years ago we thought these gold sequined minis would soon go out of style, but here we are, and thank goodness.
2016 J. Crew Date Book, $12.49 with code “GETSHOPPING” (was $28) We’re only three weeks into the year so there are still 49 chapters left in this book. Anything could happen.
Maiyet Hinged Collar Necklace, $979 (was $2,450) Look… I meeean… *sigh*
Jane Marie is a writer, mother, fighter and lover.