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Swimming Lessons for Black Girls

In the year since Darren Wilson killed Michael Brown, Jr. in Ferguson, Missouri, graphic videos and images of police brutality against unarmed black Americans have flooded social media feeds, thanks to the potent combination of ubiquitous cell phone cameras and the tireless efforts of Black Lives Matter activists. Like many, I’ve followed this stream of events with increasing frustration and horror, as these incidents remind us of racism and police brutality’s knock-on effects. Racist police brutality degrades community morale, it sows mistrust between officers and the communities they are supposed to serve, and it escalates future encounters between police officer and citizen almost before they start.

When police officer Eric Casebolt manhandled Dajerria Becton, a bikini-clad teenager, earlier this summer in McKinney, Texas, his actions similarly called to mind a much longer history of racism’s corrosive effects on black communities. As many others noted at the time, there is a long history and continuing present of swimming pools as deeply segregated spaces where African Americans have been viewed as suspicious and unwanted elements. But for me, the events in McKinney, and subsequent pool incidents that received less media attention, were particularly distressing because swimming, to me, is deeply personal. When I was Dajerria Becton’s age, I spent countless hours in and around pools in predominantly white neighborhoods. I was that rare thing: an African-American competitive swimmer.

There’s a devastating truth behind the stereotype that black people can’t swim.  According to USA Swimming’s 2010 study, nearly 70% of African-American children and 60% of Hispanic children have little to no swimming skills, while only 40% of Caucasian children have the same. As a result, black children are three times more likely to drown than white children. Further, children whose parents who can’t swim, regardless of race, are much less likely to learn. Parental fear seems to be one of the strongest reasons for this trend.

My parents, especially my mother, were perhaps exceptions to this rule. I’ve never seen my father swim or even step near water, but he fought in Vietnam, so I assume he could at some point. As for my mother, I don’t know whether she knew how to swim; if she did, she wasn’t particularly comfortable in the water. She was born and raised in Jamaica’s Blue Mountains, and she must have played in mountain streams as a young child, but that didn’t translate into her becoming a confident swimmer. Aside from a photograph of us at some kind of mommy-and-me infant swimming class, I have no recollection of her ever swimming. Nevertheless, she insisted that I learn.

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Field of Schoolgirl Dreams: On Playing Adult Co-Rec Softball

“Strike one.”

I looked up from under the rim of my Washington Nationals baseball cap, a cheaply made one with a flimsy brim and mesh skull. The ball fell to the dirt behind me. I’d hit a foul.

I hit another. Strike two.

Okay, deep breath. This was it. There were two runners on base, but this next hit mattered mostly because we were nearly halfway through the season and my own foot had yet to rest on one. The ball left the pitcher’s fingertips in that effortless-seeming, underhanded way softballs are thrown. It looked a little low.

I can swing at it if I just dip my knees a little lower, right? Should I swing?

Time and gravity soon made up my mind for me: the ball fell neatly into the catcher’s mitt.

“Striiiiike three,” the ump said.

I walked into the “dugout,” a bench behind a gated fence, with my head down. “Sorry, guys,” I told my team.

The most athletic guy on our team walked toward me. Uh-oh. I’m in trouble.

“Oh nah, that was a bullshit call,” he said.

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Friendship in the Pool: My Life as a Synchronized Swimmer

For ten years, from the time I was seven or eight until I graduated from high school, I spent my Tuesday and Thursday nights and Saturday mornings stretching my splits, swimming underwater lengths, and chewing the silicone ends of nose clips. The people who did all of these things with me are still some of my closest friends.

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Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Woman: My March Madness

Sarah Miller’s previous work for The Toast can be found here.

I see someone every once in a while that I would say qualifies as a therapist. I actually call her my guidance counselor because I started seeing her to help me shed stubborn layers of immaturity. About a month ago my guidance counselor told me that I was naïve. She said that I give people credit for being a lot more conscious and introspective than they actually are. She said it was naïve that I didn’t think I was naïve. I found this fascinating, so fascinating, in fact, that I thought it was possibly not true.

Last week I visited my parents in Florida. They had a cocktail party every night I was here. I like cocktail parties, but I was taking this week off from drinking, so they were less fun than usual, but still all right.

Drunk or sober, you can learn a lot at a cocktail party. I learned that Kalamazoo is halfway between Chicago and Detroit. I learned that the president of Rwanda is uptight. I learned that the amount of snow that Hartford received this year was no fun for the average Newfoundland to go out and poop in. But the most amazing thing I learned was that a friend of my parents had a bookie.

Sam is from central New Jersey, and he’s had the same bookie for 35 years. Everyone was surprised. Understand these are people – well, not Sam so much, but everyone else- who say things like “Well, I think Obama is a wonderful president,” and ride around on bicycles with bells on them.

Sam told us that everyone in New Jersey had a bookie. Needless to say we all believed him. I forgot about how boring it was not to be intoxicated and began grilling him. How did point spreads work? How did they figure them out? Did they go up if a lot of people bet? How did point spreads work? How did they figure them out? Did they change if a lot of people bet one way? What were the games tomorrow? What were the point spreads? I have a very difficult time concentrating when people are talking unless they’re being funny but Sam could have talked about gambling for seven hours and I’ve just have sat there, nodding. Could I place a bet? Sure, he said. He would place a bet it for me with his bookie.

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Jay Smooth’s “Marshawn Lynch and the Theater of Disobedience”

I don’t even watch football, and I still love this (also, I bet lots of you do watch football and will therefore love it all the more).

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A Brief History of Women at the Tour de France

Jen See’s previous (sportif) work for The Toast can be found here.

July means long days at the beach and ice cream in the shade. It also means bike racing. For three weeks each July, the Tour de France hurtles through the countryside in a blur of kaleidoscopic color. There are sunflowers and rainstorms and massive mountain passes. The riders’ deeply etched muscles shift and twist under leathered skin. Their legs tell stories of long kilometers on the bike and of exactly what happens when the human body slides across pavement at 70 km/hr. To follow the Tour is to read an adventure novel packed with glorious exploits, colorful characters, and heartwrenching defeats.

For most of its history, women have been relegated to the sidelines at the Tour de France. In a break with tradition, there will be one day of racing for women at this year’s Tour. La Course, which takes place on the race’s final day, will showcase the top women riders in the world. Still, the most visible role for women at the Tour de France remains the podium hostesses. Each day, the podium girls hand out flowers and kisses to the race winners. The ritual reflects ideas about a woman’s place that, like a Twinkie at the corner store, have managed to survive unaltered to the present day. 

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