1. In no particular order, and don't get cocky. I'm just giving credit where credit is due.

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  2. Anthropomorphism! Foxes wearing shirts! This is not hard stuff to grasp, Disney!

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  3. Why not just give everyone the benefit of the doubt? Wouldn't it be better if you just assumed that most people have genuinely good intentions? Educate them. Kindly. Patiently. And SMILE ! :)

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  4. Written on the painting was a single word. That word was: "John Lennon I have been sent from the future and you must break up the Beatles to prevent the formation of a computer which will murder us all."

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  5. I read every slide word-for-word, exactly like how they tell you not to! Hope you enjoy.

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  6. One last picture from the Sansa-Alyssa Love Connection.

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  7. On weekdays around lunchtime, I head across the street from my office to the gym. It’s a New York Sports Club, which means most of the women in the locker room are white, skinny, tweezed and plucked all over. I feel like a lumberjack when I walk in there, all hairy, crewcutted and booted among the naked women with white towels wrapped around their heads.

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  8. Go no further if you have not watched the first four episodes of the current season of House of Cards , unless you enjoy spoilers, which we personally do.

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  9. MONK #1 : if I wanted to illustrate the rain of fire that destroyed Sodom
    what should I use for my model
    visually I mean
    MONK #2 : can can dancers
    red legs, blue skirts
    MONK #1 : oh thanks

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  10. These ARE my fanciest sweatpants, so.

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  11. [ Originally .]

    Oh my God, Jenny, you're such a mystery
    You like money and making out both, which is wild.
    Just straight-up nuts. You're asleep, almost as if
    you were tired or something. Maybe tired from your lifestyle
    of Doing It. Which is your job, Doing It, for money.
    I wonder which one you're dreaming about

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  12. One of our Toasties has a neurological condition and is training this sweet pup to be her service animal! Blow her kisses, please.

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  13. I would only edit The Toast whilst wearing a floor-length ball gown. That is just the basic respect you all are owed.

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