“But we have received a sign, Edith – a mysterious sign. A miracle has happened on this farm…in the middle of the web there were the words ‘Some Pig’…we have no ordinary pig.”
“Well,” said Mrs. Zuckerman, “it seems to me you’re a little off. It seems to me we have no ordinary spider.”
“Ah, there you have it,” said her husband. “The extraordinary spider is acting not out of altruism but out of a recognition of value. Any rational being with a healthy sense of self-interest cannot help but love what it values, and cannot love something that is not valuable. Don’t you see? To love is to value. An extraordinary spider, who cannot help but see her own value, has recognized the value in the pig. What is,” he quizzed his wife, “the first, and therefore most important part, of ‘I love you’?”
“Why, I, of course,” Mrs. Zuckerman said. “I think I see it now! There is no love without the love of self!”
“And that,” her husband said, smiling fondly at her, “is why I love you.”
“You love me because of your own rational self-interest!” she cried. “And so it is with the pig!”
“Whose value,” her husband said, “will only increase with continued attention. Is it not an act of self-interest to postpone his slaughter to draw bigger crowds to our farm, and command higher prices for the meat our farm produces, as a result of the pig’s fame?”
“Of course,” she said. “We sacrifice very little, and stand to gain much, in the mercy we grant this individual pig.”
“Continuing,” he said, “to slaughter all of the other animals; making a single exception for Wilbur to increase the value of our products, rather than reordering the values we currently hold ourselves.”
While they were talking, the spider had rearranged her web to read ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ ɪs ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ sᴇʟғ-ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. It glistened as pure and as clear as unregulated capitalism in the morning sunlight.
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