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Welcome To Our Robustly Sub-Par Monster Containment Facility

Zane Shetler's previous work for The Toast can be found here.

Thanks to your frantically shouting, “You don’t know what you’re dealing with! You can’t play God, man,” I can’t help but feel compelled to give you the royal tour of our facilities. It might not be standard operating procedure, ...Read More

Old Stuff You Could Buy or Look At

Well, "could" is relative. But I like to spend a little time every day scrounging through the market finds at One King's Lane (also to find things for rich idiots), looking for gems, which I occasionally buy and then sit on and give away as presents. I mean, it's online, which ...Read More