Thanks to your frantically shouting, “You don’t know what you’re dealing with! You can’t play God, man,” I can’t help but feel compelled to give you the royal tour of our facilities. It might not be standard operating procedure, ...Read More
design Archive
Welcome To Our Robustly Sub-Par Monster Containment Facility
Design
Jul 31, 2014
Zane Shetler's previous work for The Toast can be found here.
Old Stuff You Could Buy or Look At
Ancient Grains, Design
Oct 02, 2013
Well, "could" is relative. But I like to spend a little time every day scrounging through the market finds at One King's Lane (also to find things for rich idiots), looking for gems, which I occasionally buy and then sit on and give away as presents. I mean, it's online, which
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