Hi Toasties, we had another great week together! Before we relive it in all its splendor, please indulge me in just a smidgen of business talk.
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Toast Points for the Week of March 13th
Toast Points for the Week of March 6th
Hi, Toasties. How was your week? Was it GREAT or just okay? Do you need Camille Paglia to inspire you? (I think you do.)
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Philadelphia! Do you know how much work it’s been for me to get to see you? Well, don’t worry about it, because I don’t want you to feel guilty just because travel conditions are less than ideal (FIRST PLANE WAS CANCELLED, SECOND PLANE WENT TO NEWARK, THEN WAS REROUTED TO JFK, WHERE I TOOK A CAB TO PENN STATION, A TRAIN TO PHILADELPHIA, THEN A CAB TO THE HOTEL BUT HONESTLY I THINK I’M PRETTY LUCKY TO BE AT A POINT IN MY LIFE WHERE PEOPLE ASK ME TO TRAVEL TO SPEAK TO THEM AND ALL OF THE ACCOMMODATIONS WERE WARM AND SAFE AND I’VE NEVER HAD EVEN A SINGLE CAVITY SO REALLY WHAT IS THERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT? NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL, I’LL SLIDE INTO MY GRAVE SOMEDAY WITH GRATITUDE FOR THIS LIFE I’VE LED).
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Wheeee, Friday. It’s still too frigid for the frozen snow drifts in our yard to melt, and 50% of my household is once again ill. I’m ready for the weekend, is what I’m saying, and House of Cards Season 3, and — some blessed day — the experience, now almost forgotten, of stepping outside my house without snow boots. Still, I am grateful for this week, the week that brought Nicole back into our midst!
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Toasties! Let’s talk about food.
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This week was brought to you by Nikki’s French press and an excessively large stockpile of Girl Scout cookies. Happy Friday, everyone. We made it.
“I tell myself that the use of charm is a skill, not a crutch.”
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Only one thing has happened this week: someone asked Jonathan Franzen about me, and he dodged the question.
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Listening to Angel Haze’s “Candlxs” a lot today. NO REASON. Just feelings.
If Kristen Stewart were your girlfriend. If Channing Tatum were your boyfriend. You’d be set, man.
Beauty Work: Lessons In Ballet
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