Band Names That Would Also Be Good Names for Your Dildo
Disappointing Partner?
- Better Than Ezra
- Boyz II Men
- The Prodigy
Size Queen?
- Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
- Master P
- Nine Inch Nails
- Notorious B.I.G.
Sexually Adventurous?
- AC/DC
- Butthole Surfers
- Sir Mix-a-Lot
Is Your Dildo Your Patronus?
- Def Leppard
- Imagine Dragons
- Whitesnake
Do You Dream of Electric Sheep?
- Jefferson Airplane
- Machine Head
- REO Speedwagon
I’m Not Here to Be Creative, I’m Just Here to Get Off?
- Deep Purple
- Pink Floyd
- Queen
- Cream
Our Bodies, Ourselves?
- Dido
- Girl Talk
- Indigo Girls
- Lovin’ Spoonful
Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am?
- Bachman-Turner Overdrive
- OK Go
- The Postal Service
His & Hers?
- Hole
- Nirvana
No Boys Allowed?
- The Pointer Sisters
- Thin Lizzie
- Velvet Underground
Everyone’s Invited?
- Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
- George Strait and the Ace in the Hole Band
- Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
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by Becca and Allison
Becca and Allison, the team behind the podcast This Week in Ladies, are a couple of punk ass book jockeys who live in Austin, Texas. They spend their time eating queso, haunting their local comic book shop, and getting way too invested in pub trivia.
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Was Buzzcocks too on the nose?
Or Steely Dan? Or is that rumor about the name being a sex toy fake?
Sex Pistols, same thing.
Oh Dude Music Bands of the Mid-Late Century, you take the fun out of band name games.
As far as I know, it's true!
!! Oh, Steely Dan…
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This was weird because Better than Ezra was my first concert, and them and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy were 50% of the soundtrack to my high school years. (The other 50% was Jump Little Children and Great Big Sea, with a brief interlude at age 14 where I fell deeply and shortly in love with Good Charlotte. Much to my now regret.) So suddenly I feel all nostalgic for high school and my CD cases!
Jump!!! I went to so many of their concerts in college. Sigh…
This might be my favorite Toast post yet.
I offer for consideration: Stimulator and Bo Diddley.
Bo Diddley!!!!!
so many protuberances on that one.
Hah, this is excellent!
And I'm also relieved that I've heard of all the bands. **not old, yet!**
Is Your Dildo Your Patronus?
*dies*
Steely Dan.
Howlin' Wolf
:D
For a specific style only: Frightened Rabbit?
Lil Wayne
The Pacemakers
Sexually Unsatisfying Partner/ You Just Broke Up: The Replacements.
There used to be a mid-2000s band called Tickle Me Pink.
So, you know. There's that.
Metallica
Soundgarden
Sonic Youth
I want They Might Be Giants to work for this, but it doesn't quite.
Blue Canary in the Outlet By the Lightswitch = rechargeable vibrator from here on out in life.
The Naked and Famous?
Big Boi
The Fastbacks
Ride
The Strokes (come on)
Andre 3000.
WHAM!
Loverboy
Bananarama
The Cure
Finger Eleven
ahahahahahaha The Cure.
I Didn't Know You Were Into That But I'm Not Judging:
Mudhoney
"Is Your Dildo Your Patronus?" "Is Your Dildo Your Patronus?" "Is Your Dildo Your Patronus?"
My new favorite phrase, say it again with me!
You don't give a fuck about your bad reputation? Skankin' Pickle.
Skankin' Pickle were great. And I guess this obligates me to mention Slow Gherkin.
My dildo was named Purple Haze by its manufacturer. My girlfriend calls it Jimi.
This is more vibrator than dildo: Quiet Riot.
Excellent for those of us with roommates.
Fresh batteries:
Slayer, Bikini Kill, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Death Grips, Lightning Bolt, The Devastations
Just putting this out there for the ones who like it extreme… Five Finger Death Punch.