Ancient Grains Archive
Not-So-Guilty Pleasures: Romantic Comedies
Ancient Grains, Movies
Aug 23, 2013
Roxane Gay's last not-so-guilty pleasure was The Fast and the Furious.
I love romantic comedies. They get a bad rap that’s not entirely deserved. They are terrible because we want them to be terrible. We want them to lie to us about romance and being swept off our feet and happy
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Texts From Jake Barnes
Ancient Grains, Books, Texts From
Aug 23, 2013
Brett
Brett did you get that picture I sent you
I did, yeah
the picture of my penis I mean
yes
Brett
guess how much of my penis I still have left
you know
after my accident
after my penis accident
I really don’t want to play this game, Jake
no come on guess
I don't have unlimited texting
these messages are
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Surprised By Our Own Characters
Ancient Grains, Books
Aug 23, 2013
"My characters surprise me constantly. My characters are like my friends - I can give them advice, but they don't have to take it. If your characters are real, then they surprise you, just like real people."
It's like my characters have a life of their own, except they don't. They come from
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Nothing Is Wrong: Women, Mental Illness, and Medication
Ancient Grains, Health
Aug 22, 2013
At fourteen, my pediatrician prescribed me Lexapro to help with unwanted anxieties and trouble focusing, which began when my father was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer that year. She told me that the meds wouldn't change my personality, and they didn't, at least not in any way I could identify then or
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Everyone in Flash Mob Hoping Today Will Be Different
Ancient Grains, Friendship
Aug 22, 2013
It began in fits and starts, as the people who were obviously flash-mob veterans moved assuredly through the crowd, while the rest looked furtively around them to figure out what they were supposed to do.
Forty percent of the attendees, had they been asked, would have admitted they had only recently moved to
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Bad Skin
Ancient Grains, Beauty
Aug 22, 2013
The skin that encases my body is not only imperfect: it is utterly fucked.
Its imperfections have played a leading role in sculpting my thoughts and feelings about myself and body image throughout most of my life. It has been the leading source of discomfort in an ultimate battle for control. Overall, it
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A Day In the Life of a Troubled Male Antihero
Ancient Grains, Television
Aug 22, 2013
Other entries in this series can be found here.
He woke up ambiguously. "Hmm," he seemed to say as he looked warily around him. Time for another day of swords or drugs or making business, whatever his job was.
He lit seventeen cigarettes, because who the fuck cared. "I'm a man," he announced to
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They Might Be Giants, “Birdhouse in Your Soul” (Live)
Ancient Grains, Music
Aug 22, 2013
A marvelous thing I did not know existed until yesterday. You are now formally invited to link to all your favourite live performances of everything.
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