Ancient Grains Archive

Friendship On The Agenda

From USA Today:
The most interesting lunch in the political world took place Monday at the White House, though officials said the chat between President Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton was more personal than professional. The president and his former secretary of state "have developed not just a ...Read More

Summer Horror Stories

The Separator Sabrina grasped the heavy bag with sweaty hands, fumbling with the tie in the darkened room. The floor was dingy, marked up with other “deliveries” being taken in and out. The rain poured down outside. She dragged the bag up, her arm muscles straining with the effort, as she locked eyes ...Read More

A Cub Reporter On The Summer Hamptons Beat

The first day had been hard, he had to admit. Mufflestonehaugh Tidgebrighamport ("It's pronounced Marshton, actually") had asked him what brand of boat shoe his father had been, and pursed her mouth politely when he told her his father had been a human man. "Not a boat shoe?" "No, his name's Gordon. He lives in ...Read More

English Scientists Cannot Stop Unearthing Coffins

English researchers from the University of Leicester digging at the site where the bones of King Richard III were recently found cannot stop discovering additional coffins, even those that were clearly meant to never be disturbed. Underneath the dirt where Richard's bones mouldered lay another coffin. An ...Read More

My First Car Accident

Dear Diary, I think Zachary is a stupid idit below dimwitt. Yours tuley, Jessie Zachary is my younger brother. At the time I wrote that diary entry, I was both very angry with him and determined to establishing a hierarchy of insults. When I was 10 I would use the digital thesaurus in our class to ...Read More

This Week in Reading: Canadian Ghosts

Previous installments of This Week in Reading can be found here. Greetings again from rural Canada! This will be the last rural Canadian reading post until...mid-September. So you can expect that next week's installment will be exclusively books set in NYC about literary men experiencing agita with their literary dads. Maybe they'll ...Read More

Continuing the Conversation on White Allies

Over at Slate, Jessie-Lane Metz discusses her article for The Toast, "Ally-phobia: On the Trayvon Martin Ruling, White Feminism, and the Worst of Best Intentions":
Is it better to offend someone in the course of discussing something than not have the conversation? I do think that if ...Read More

In Here, You’re Family. Out There, You’re On Your Own.

Come in, come in. Shut the door. Shut the door now, shut it now, I don't care who's still out there, shut the door--great. Thanks. Hi, you guys. How many of you are there? Six? Okay, great. Welcome to the Olive Garden. Have a seat. Do any of you need medical attention? Any ...Read More