Ancient Grains Archive
Ranking Female Actresses in Male Drag
Ancient Grains, Beauty
Dec 17, 2013
Previously: Male comedians in drag, ranked by attractiveness.
No woman, regardless of orientation, can long resist a boyish woman dressed in a well-tailored men's vest. Whether it was this scene from Just One of the Guys or this scene from Young Americans,
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Link Roundup!
Ancient Grains, The Internet
Dec 17, 2013
R. Kelly.
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Are you familiar with POOR Magazine? Spend some time there.
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A+ tweet:
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Supporting Survivors of Prison Rape
Ancient Grains, Interviews
Dec 16, 2013
Last week I got an email from Jesse Lerner-Kinglake at Just Detention International, a health and human rights organization that "seeks to end sexual abuse in all forms of detention." She thought Toast readers might be interested in participating in their holiday campaign to send letters and cards to prisoners who have
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The Chickenhead In Me: Hip-Hop Feminism
Ancient Grains, Music
Dec 16, 2013
I can remember the precise moment I fell in love with hip-hop. It was 2003, and I was 14. I was mesmerized when the first notes of Nas’ “Ether” rattled the radio’s speakers. His raspy voice and aggressive cadence captivated me as he hurled insults for more than four minutes at fellow
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Our Middlemarch Book Club: Part Two
Ancient Grains, Books
Dec 16, 2013
If you’ve somehow missed being hounded by me to read (first) Middlemarch and (in the New Year) My Life in Middlemarch, you can catch up here.
I thought our last discussion was delightfully engaging and sprightly, and I really appreciate how many of
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You’re Not Watching Enough Blade
Ancient Grains, Movies
Dec 16, 2013
I read Dracula for the first time when I was ten years old. It kind of made me feel weird about sex -- at least, I realize now it made me feel weird about sex. But I still got up at 6:00 one morning to watch the Hammer Horror version of Dracula
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On Not Having a Story About Losing Your Virginity
Ancient Grains, Feminism
Dec 16, 2013
When was your first time? What was it like?
These are bonding questions in this society, in which we are supposed to gain intimacy by sharing the the awkwardness and gentleness and oddness of our burgeoning sexualities. There’s a whole show devoted to the question, in which
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Lip Gloss, Joshua Harris, And The Woman I Was Supposed To Be
Ancient Grains, Family, Religion
Dec 16, 2013
There are seven children around the table. My youngest brother has yet to be born. When he is, he will bring the total to eight. But for now, there are seven children circled around the broad oak table in the kitchen. The dishwasher hummed and ratted and the counters were wiped clean.
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