Ancient Grains Archive
Emily Books Book Club: The Terrible Girls
Ancient Grains, Books
Dec 16, 2013
If you are not familiar with the Emily Books Book Club, or simply have that condition where you struggle to form short-term memories, you may click here. Maybe you already did! This month, Ruth Curry (as the most fervent proponent of THE TERRIBLE GIRLS) and I had a delightful conversation about how good
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Nobody’s Daughter, by Ross Douthat
Advice, Ancient Grains
Dec 16, 2013
Hello. I'm Ross Douthat. Is this thing on? [unintelligible mumbling] I thought there was a...a little secretary inside. With the magnets. Like a dictaphone. I just type in it, then? Okay. We can get rid of this part, though, right, before it goes to press? Great.
I'm
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Misandrist Christmas Carols
Ancient Grains, Misandry
Dec 16, 2013
This holiday installment of Misandrist Lullabies has been brought to you by an anonymous, misandry-loving reader, on behalf of her terrible, soon-to-be-ex-boss.
Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen,
Men are incapable of goodness;
It is impossible for a man to be good.
No man who claims the right to rule
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Toast Points: The Week of Dec. 13th, 2013
Ancient Grains, Meta
Dec 13, 2013
What a curious-looking vintage toast rack I found for you this week! A colour so rarely seen in modern life. It's like a sickly caterpillar, is it not?
Monday, Mallory's Patek Philippe piece about intergenerational murder pretty much carried the universe on its back.
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Three Poems
Ancient Grains, Poetry
Dec 13, 2013
Woolgathering
from Playing Cards in Purgatory, oil on panel, Kelli Hoppmann, 2002
They all cheat, of course: on spouses, at games,
or themselves. They color their hair even though
their masks would cover it. They practice unnatural
expressions, wear heavy gowns with hidden pockets,
conceal deadly weapons. Not the least of which
are their own bodies. But they are mere amateurs
compared to you: their arrows fly disappointingly
straight, and they never
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Femslash Friday: Rory and Paris, The Real Gilmore Girls
Ancient Grains, LGBT
Dec 13, 2013
Other entries in the series can be found here. Most recently: Adventure Time, Come On, Grab Your Friends. This installment of Femslash Friday is dedicated to Friend of the Toast Rainbow Rowell.
I am going to make you want something that you may or may
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A Guide to Summoning the Dead of Wikipedia
Advice, Ancient Grains
Dec 13, 2013
So you would like to summon a dead person! I cannot blame you. Dead people are more interesting simply by virtue of being dead.
HOWEVER, summoning Lizzie Borden for the nine thousandth time sounds like kind of a bummer. Ditto summoning Anne Boleyn or Bloody Mary, and why would you ever summon a
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Taylor Swift’s Lesbian Anthems
Ancient Grains, Music
Dec 13, 2013
(Disclaimer: Obviously, I mean to take nothing away from genuine Songs About Lesbians, which are beautiful and frankly, not nearly as ubiquitous as they should be. Nor do I want to disparage the good work of anyone covering a pop song and not changing the pronouns, creating a de facto gay version.
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