If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds.
The Toast Approves of the Following Things:
1. TRAINS.
2. Kristen Stewart, no matter what she does.
3. Katharine Hepburn’s queerness as canon.
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If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds.
The Toast Approves of the Following Things:
1. Talking to a spam comment like it’s a real person and being friendly to it.
2. Purely decorative hats on women.
3. Movies where something goes wrong in space.
4. When old British actors say the word “homosexual” but not when anybody else says it.
5. Books and movies about a tense, playful, strained male friendship that only makes sense if you read both characters as being in love with one another.
The Toast Disapproves of the Following Things:
1. Chiropractors when they say anything about medicine that doesn’t relate strictly to manipulating your bones to get that pleasant cracking sensation (yes, we are talking about when they tell people not to get vaccines.)
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If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds.
The Toast Approves of the Following Things:
1. Cheaper by the Dozen and Belles On Their Toes
2. Deep-dish, or “Chicago-style” pizza as a worthy equal in the wider pizza universe.
3. Alt-country music
4. Comedians who perform in suits (gender-neutral stance.)
5. Tim Meadows
The Toast Disapproves of the Following Things:
1. Referring to something other than the actual “f-word” as “the f-word.” Example: “Maybe it’s time for the other f-word…forgiveness.”
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If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds.
The Toast Approves of the Following Things:
1. Key & Peele
2. Thanksgiving starches, esp. stuffing
3. Books about fictional characters, a la Havisham or Grendel
4. Cheeseburgers
5. The episode of Archer where Archer discovers Pam is the best sex he’s ever had
The Toast Disapproves of the Following Things:
1. Roller coasters
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The Toast Approves of the Following Things:
1. Target.
2. Hiding multiple lip balms around your home.
3. Comfortable shoes.
4. Articles/books/zines/tattoos about lesbian separatism.
5. Getting things framed.
The Toast Disapproves of the Following Things:
1. “Jack and Diane,” John Cougar Mellencamp
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If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. – Eds.
The Toast Approves of the Following Things:
1. Taran Wanderer.
2. Taran Killam.
3. The new commercials with the “lazy phone” guy.
4. Dear Prudie.
5. Tea with milk.
The Toast Disapproves of the Following Things:
1. Robert Downey, Jr.
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