A Cartoon About Perfume
Everything Is Better With Goths
Taking Street Harassment Home With You!
Wait, that sounds terrible. Obviously, we mean you can now purchase Daniel Mallory Ortberg and Matt Lubchansky’s comic masterpiece for the low price of $20.
Give one to a friend! Give one to someone who harasses you on the street!
The Toast does not endorse giving presents to street harassers. –Nicholas Pavich, publisher.
...Read MoreMustache Longing
The beards of grandmothers and the beards of grandfathers
are more real than the stars
and every evening gray falls in sidereal plaits
streaked by prayers as white as shampoo.
Predecessors, like you I would lie down to dream
and let my hair wash the light of the moon.
II.
Of course I resent my new beard!
...Read MoreThe Haircut
Fan Art: A Map to Flowers in the Attic
Rachael Schafer draws us a map to her first experience of reading Flowers in the Attic.
...Read MoreFive San Francisco Locals
I’m pretty inspired by the ingenuity and dedication of the people that live in my neighborhood and the neighborhoods surrounding ours: Noe Valley, the Mission and the Castro. I especially enjoy watching and interacting with the self-employed and the practitioners of off-the-beaten-path professions that I come across here. I go for long walks with my sketchbook and camera and try to record the characters that I fixate on. I like to let them know without actually saying it to their faces (I’m shy!) that I appreciate what they do. Sometimes I also like to provide unsolicited advice. It’s probably best if I only provide this advice in my sketchbook. These illustrations represent my attempts to be an outgoing, good and observant neighbor.




















