matt and mallory Archive
Nature Is Terrifying
Artwork
Feb 13, 2014
Gardens are terrifying. "Oh, that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."
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Dirtbag Hamlet
Books
Feb 11, 2014
DIRTBAG SHAKESPEARE imagines modern remakes of Shakespearean plays with a teenage dirtbag cast. The rest is pretty self-explanatory.
A GHOST appears.
GHOST: have you ever listened to Sublime
HAMLET: [makes j/o motion]
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What Reverse Racism Should Really Mean
Ancient Grains, Artwork
Nov 14, 2013
Matt and Mallory have worked together before. Most recently: Gender Studies Students Explain Lesbianism.
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Some Gender Studies 101 Students Explain Lesbians
Ancient Grains, Artwork
Oct 25, 2013
Recently, an anonymous Friend of the Toast who works at a university for humans somewhere on the North American continent informed us that at the end of every gender studies course, she asks her students to (among other things) define lesbians and modern lesbian identity, in light of the already-completed course reading.
These
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Men Apologizing To Me
Advice, Ancient Grains
Oct 09, 2013
Of all the pitches and submissions we receive at The Toast every week, I'd guess that about eighty-five percent or so are from women. Of those, I'd guess about half are from first-time writers. Of those, I'd guess about half begin with an apology for not pitching properly or having a half-formed
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More Accurate Neighborhood Watch Signs
Ancient Grains, Artwork, Cartoons
Sep 10, 2013
A comic about the signs of the Neighborhood Watch from Daniel Mallory Ortberg and Matt Lubchansky.
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Everything Is Better With Goths
Ancient Grains, Artwork, Cartoons
Aug 28, 2013
