Ancient Grains Archive

An Interview With Jesmyn Ward

Men We Reaped, by National Book Award winner Jesmyn Ward, is a book about how place and home can shape lives indelibly. This memoir is a story of a grief so profound because those being grieved were cherished so keenly. It is a remembrance of five ...Read More

Girl Tips #3

Previously: Girl Tips #2 ...Read More

What I’ve Learned

Previously: Gorgeous ex-boyfriends, the LA rental market, and auditions. What I've Learned: Men away from home at trade conventions...are awful. I thought about making that sentence less definitive, like saying "can be awful," but no. I said it right. They are awful. In college, I was a cocktail waitress at the Blue Max ...Read More

Scientific Questions About Animorphs

I was going to ask these questions to my brother, who is a scientist and also used to read Animorphs with me when we were kids, but he only answered some of them before going to bed, so I turn to you, the good people of the ...Read More

Link Roundup!

An intensely entertaining Reddit thread by former groupies on their best conquests. I mean, entertaining to me.

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Everyone would like to be Joan Didion sitting on the floor while Ray Manzarek tools around on the keyboard. Everyone ...Read More

Characters in Zelda: Ocarina of Time Who Hate Their Jobs

The Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator "zzzzz...zzzzz... Huh? Wha--! Uh-oh! A customer!" Granny "Granny's Potion Shop Closed Gone for Field Study Please come again! —Granny" ...Read More

Engagement Chicken: A Short Story

Elyse had a wedding to go to, and she needed clean underwear. She flipped through Glamour as she waited for her clothes to dry. The dryer cost a quarter for every 8-minute increment, and Elyse was trying to be better about not wasting money. So, after letting the dryer run for an ...Read More

Magic: The Gathering and Me

In the course of my life, I have ponied up at least $3000 on the trading card game Magic: The Gathering. Possibly much more--the room I grew up in has thousands upon thousands upon thousands of cards, neatly and recently sorted into white boxes designed for the express purpose of card housing. But ...Read More