Ancient Grains Archive

Women Out Of Refrigerators: Coagula

I. A note on the title Many of you are probably familiar with the idea spearheaded by Gail Simone of “women in refrigerators” in the comics industry. Simone and several others noticed that it really seemed like all the female characters in comics were coming to violent and often degrading ends. The name ...Read More

What Reverse Racism Should Really Mean

Matt and Mallory have worked together before. Most recently: Gender Studies Students Explain Lesbianism. ...Read More

Link Roundup!

Ta-Nehisi Coates, while shutting downnnn Richard Cohen, linked back to an old post about a friend of his (Prince Jones) who was killed (murdered, to be more accurate) by the police, and it's really ...Read More

Why Aren’t We Talking About How Much Tim Curry and Dave Grohl Are The Same?

Dave Grohl enters an empty classroom, his jacket hanging off a forefinger draped over one shoulder. He places one leg on a chair and leans in real close. "Hi, I'm Dave Grohl. Here at the Foo Fighters, we like to joke around a lot. But today I'd like to talk about something that isn't ...Read More

Here Is a Thing to Do With Your Chicken Breasts

So, yesterday we covered why boneless skinless chicken breasts are a boring, dry, overpriced nightmare. Today, we're going to talk about a nice, relaxing, date-night way to cook chicken breasts that have NOT been pruned of their delicious fatty essence, and it'll be great. I'll share some more mindless recipes for ...Read More

Most of the People Here Are Just Themselves in the Past

“The real war will never get in the books.” - Walt Whitman, Specimen Days On the fifth of July, I got up early to lace my mom’s corset. She was 64 years old, and in a couple of hours, she would be standing in a field, washing laundry over a fire pit in a ...Read More

Love Between Giant Hams: Branagh, Whedon, and Much Ado About Nothing

For better and for worse, we’re living in an age of remakes, reboots, and re-imaginings. We absolutely should comment about the shortage of original material, but we can’t let the products of the remake machine go to waste. Everything we produce reflects something of our time and quality back at us, something ...Read More

Song Lyrics Improved By Cats

Almost certainly one of the silliest things I have ever done. ...Read More